[Publib] You know you're a rural librarian if . . .

[Backwage at aol.com]

A woman comes into the library holding a paper cup and you don't throw her  
out because the cup keeps her from spitting tobacco juice in the planters.
 
A kid tries to pay his library fine with eggs and you refuse because you  
don't have any eggs in the drawer to make change with.
 
Your in-demand magazines are Field and Stream, Successful Farming, American 
 Rifleman, and Farm Journal.
 
You have a list of legislators taped to your reference desk, but you can  
name all the U.S. Representatives for your state.
 
When you have to phone anybody in your state library association, you have  
a choice of two area codes.
 
Your license plates have either a cowboy, a fish or a vegetable on  them.
 
There are two seasons:  Hunting and Fishing.
 
The most-borrowed volume is the Ball Blue Book.
 
There is one college football team for the entire state, and it may as well 
 be for the entire planet.  
 
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