[Publib] re: children left

[Backwage at aol.com]

Long ago, children left in libraries were collected by the woodcutter from  
the dark forest, taken away and made to labor for many days with only dark 
bread  crusts and stale water to sustain them.  If they complained, they were  
taken to the home of the witch, who baked them into pies to sell to  travelers.  
It was a clumsy sort of system, but it worked just fine and  employed a lot of 
librarians until computers came along and changed  everything.  Now there is 
hardly a librarian around who knows how to cut  wood, and you can't find 
children's librarians who can bake kids at  all.
 
M. M. 
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